Memorial Day Madness

Well, it’s very nearly Memorial Day weekend. My life has gotten pretty hectic and I find myself too busy to make as many funny posts as I would like. So, forgive me for just posting some hilarious photos that may or may not be related to Memorial Day (and may or may not be hilarious). Enjoy!

Okay, so Memorial Day’s not that funny. Go cash your disability check(s) and leave me be. Stay tuned and take it sleazy.

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Easter: The Funniest Holiday Ever

Hippity hoppity, Easter’s on its way. Sit back, gorge on some Easter candy, and throw it back up again from laughing too hard. After all, Easter is the Funniest Holiday EVER.

No one was hurt in the making of this photograph. Except the baby.

Thankfully, this happened several years ago. A suitable replacement has been found. Hopefully that drunk driver is still behind bars. (I swear occifer, I didn’t hit that wabbit.)

Easter is Al Franken’s favorite holiday, doncha know!

Hey, look at that! Easter is Hitler’s favorite holiday, too! Come to think of it, have you ever seen Al Franken and Adolf Hitler in the same room? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

For He so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Peep to save us from our sins.

Yeah, lame, but still funny.

Hoppy Easter, and stuff. (I celebrate Passover.) Stay tuned and take it sleazy.

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Michael Palin, Sexy Man Extraordinaire

It’s pretty difficult to deny the sexiness that is commonly called Michael Palin. He’s regularly referred to as the nicest Python, but don’t let that fool you. Mr. Palin seethes an effortless sensuality that’s undeniable to any one with a pulse. Hold on to your knickers, ladies and lads–here we go.

He’s so obviously sexy, I’m going to dispense with any witty captions, observations, etc.  Just enjoy the show.

Well, I’m spent. Don’t deny how delicious Michael Palin is! Stay tuned and take it sleazy.

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Tacky Royal Wedding Paraphernalia

A line that I’ve always thought to be funny and true from The Nanny is when Fran says to Mr. Sheffield’s (English) mother, “The royal wedding pictures look like Mama’s Family!”  To suit my readers’ penchant for tackiness, I’ve assembled some of the tackiest paraphernalia surrounding the upcoming nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Mama's Family and a Royal Wedding (Diana)
I know when I cook crack cocaine I want the future King and/or Queen of Britain staring back at me:

Prince William Kate Middleton Spoons
What do I need to buy at the grocery (beside baking soda for my crack)?  Why, I’ll just make a note of it in my Wills and Kate notepad:

Prince William Kate Middleton Notepad
And I’ll use one of these keychains for the special key to the special cupboard (where I hide my drug stuff):

Prince William Kate Middleton Keychain
These girls are some of my clients, and after a 24 hour bender they thought it would be a good idea to dress as Kate Middleton on the day that the engagement was announced (ring and all).  Crack is whack:
Prince William Kate Middleton Impersonators Engagement Ring Dress
Oh, let’s not forget to pay for the crack with a coin featuring Wills and Kate.  Wait, am I high or do those faces look nothing like William and Kate?

Prince William Kate Middleton Commemorative Coin
And finally, the pièce de résistance–royal condoms!

Prince William Kate Middleton Condoms RoyalJust lie back and think of England.  That’s the spirit.  Just 86 more days until the big wedding!  All 86 days full of wall-to-wall crack cocaine!  Cough, cough.  Stay tuned and take it sleazy.

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What Went Wrong? (Young Me/Now Me)

Graham Norton did it again. He pointed out a website that I had not seen and that I now think is too funny for words. This time it’s Young Me/Now Me. The basic concept, which you will undoubtedly notice from the pictures, is that a photo taken of someone when young is then recreated at an older age. For example, you know the cliche photo of a naked baby on a bearskin rug? Yeah. That’s just not cute when you’re 45, hairy, and overweight. Get ready for the funny.

This guy is emo–from the cradle to the grave:

Weird all around, but . . . get a load of the cat on the right!

To Catch a Predator?

Let’s play “Find the Serial Killer.”

Merv the Perv?

And my personal favorite, get ’em started early I say!

Check out Young Me/Now Me for more. There’s a ton more of the creepiness, I mean hilariousness. Click often, laugh often. Stay tuned and take it sleazy!

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