Laser Kim Jong-il (Breaking News)

The excellent journalists employed by the Colonial Footsoldier have unearthed a momentous discovery:  Kim Jong-il, Supreme Leader of North Korea, has laser eyesight. Through months of crack undercover reporting by yours truly the Colonial Footsoldier can now present you with photographic proof of this astonishing revelation.

Here is the Supreme Leader making popcorn for the gang:

“Does this light switch turn out the lights in the bedroom?”

Kim Jong-il practices his laser hair removal skills:

“Just testing you, son.”

“Take that obscure South Korean fishing island!”

If the reporting staff here at the Footsoldier can manage to sneak any more of these must-see photos out from behind enemy lines WE WILL!  Stay tuned and take it sleazy.

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