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Tacky Royal Wedding Paraphernalia

A line that I’ve always thought to be funny and true from The Nanny is when Fran says to Mr. Sheffield’s (English) mother, “The royal wedding pictures look like Mama’s Family!”  To suit my readers’ penchant for tackiness, I’ve assembled … Continue reading

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Christmas Porn (PG-13)

In my quest to hate Christmas a little less, I came across some really hot stuff.  Namely, Christmas porn.  Don’t worry if you’re squeamish about the perfectly innocent act of two consulting adults making love . . . this is … Continue reading

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Laser Kim Jong-il (Breaking News)

The excellent journalists employed by the Colonial Footsoldier have unearthed a momentous discovery:  Kim Jong-il, Supreme Leader of North Korea, has laser eyesight. Through months of crack undercover reporting by yours truly the Colonial Footsoldier can now present you with … Continue reading

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Hott Jews

A friend of mine, every time he sees Fran Drescher, cannot help but exclaim, “That is one hott Jew!”  Of course, I am adding the second T because that’s how hot she is–hott.  In any event, this spurred me to … Continue reading

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